Holy Baloney! Break out the illuminated lava-lamp shot glasses! It’s 2008 and Goof Roof has been online for well over a year! Hope you had a great Christmas and an appropriately festive New Year. I couldn’t be happier as I received four extremely awesome t-shirts…Re-Animator, Return of the Living Dead, Tom Savini, and Plan 9 from Outer Space! Now I can be the office ‘freak’ at least four days a week! The new HUSTLER is already on stands featuring my four-page, “Groin’s Anatomy” parody. I’m pretty proud of how it turned out. Right now I’m plodding away on an “Extreme Makeover” satire and I’m hoping I’ll be able to say the same for that! Looking back, it was a pretty interesting year, eh? Between Don Imus, Michael Vick, Larry Craig and Britney Spears it’s hard to say who made the worst choices in 2007! That crazy, diaper-wearing astronaut lady comes to mind! The only worse choice she could have made would have been choosing Lindsay Lohan as her designated driver! Well, I actually should get some work done I suppose! I’m not sure how many people actually check this site out on a regular basis…a far cry less than those who check out the ‘Leave-Britney-alone’ kid or that Tay Fonday and his “Chocolate Rain” I’m sure! None the less, I really appreciate those of you who do and I shall strive to keep plenty of entertaining content on here for you and try to keep you up to date on what kind of crap I’m working on. Thanks!