Just thought I’d let you see that I haven’t been sitting idle over my vacation. That’s right! I actually have been afforded the opportunity to sleep in like a normal person! As opposed to waking up at 3 am like an underpaid disc jockey…or a v-v-vampire! I’m in the middle of fleshing out a parody of the recent vampire mania sweeping the entertainment world! Slashing the jugular of such fare as Twilight, True Blood and the Vampire Diaries with HUSTLER’S ULTIMATE VAMPIRE MOVIE! I’ll keep you posted.